If LA is place to be, than I guess things just got a bit more crowded in the streets of Hollywood. Hollywood's cycle of revolving celebrities seems to me to be a big waste of our time.. Who Cares !

America's douche capital is about to get a whole lot douchier:

Hollywood Sign

Image by AtomicPope via Flickr

Olympic swimmer and gold-medal douche Ryan Lochte went on the Today Show this morning to tell Matt Lauer, “I definitely want to move to L.A.”

Why Los Angeles, and not his Florida hometown? “That's been a big goal of mine, getting into fashion,” explained Lochte, “because…”

“… you know what? That is my passion. When swimming's all said and done, I definitely want to get into fashion and design my own clothing line.”

Great. We all know what the Lochte line will look like: winged America shoes and blinged America grills and personalized America shades. Beat that, Ed Hardy.

Lochte's also looking to cash in on his Olympic fame with spots on L.A. reality shows Dancing With the Stars and the Bachelor — and TV execs aren't exactly denying their mutual interest.

…More at Ryan Lochte Is Moving to Los Angeles – LA Weekly (blog)

Hopefully Ryan will stop by the Hollywood oracle Offices so we can give him a big Welcome Basket of Hollywood Crap.. I mean Swag!


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